spinach update: mid nov

i planted some spinach seeds awhile ago- every now and again i attempt to put some innocent seedlings though hell by trying to raise them- and i chose spinach. no reason but that the seeds were already in the cupboard- some old birthday or christmas present i had bought my mother and we all forgot about them- it was a combination pack: spinach and camoline seeds- apparently they work well together and compliment each other growths (well done there, nice new leaf, keep up the good work my son and so on, i hear they are rather polite) so i merrily made sure the soil was in good condition, lots of compose, good position for sun and rain and so on and planted my dear seeds with the eager excitement of a small child in a candy store. well i waited and waited...and kind of forgot about them- unfortunately you will learn that i dont have the best attention span- until the grand day arrived when they started to appear out of the soil. at first so tentative and tiny, but gradually to grow larger.

now this is where i get lost- they have now turned into the shitest plants around- i think one has managed to actually look slightly like a spinach plant should (greenish leaves and all) but the rest- i think i lost them to the sacrifice for the plant god or something. they are shrivelled, weedy and pathertic looking things- and the blasted camoline didnt even bother to make an appearance- i think they instictively knew that i would fuck it up and so gave up before the race even started. so now, each time i walk to my room, i am reminded about the horrible fact that i am a useless gardener- god dont ever let me have children. so all in all im going to be evil and sadastic and leave them to grow- its kind of experimental to see just how shitty they can end up looking, let alone, god help the person who attempts it, but tasting. hence the updates that i plan on providing, along with the necessary visuals, so as to allow all to keep track with the growth of my poor demonic plants. ha that and i recently planted rocket- oh we can only wait to see how those turned out.