breakfast timing im hungry hippo

i think im officially stupid- and ive just passed the test to prove it. was making myself breakfast, which was oat porridge (for some reason im in love with the stuff lately). it had just come out of the microwave, and i was transferring it into a new bowl- just after pouring it out, there was a small bit on the edge of the plastic, and i went in for the lick- its just automatic habit, a gross one probably i must admit, but its there none the less. so i didnt this without a thought, without even a blink of an eye. despite the fact that a second ago it had been bubbling and boiling in the above mentioned microwave. needless to say i now have a burnt tongue. who knew how well porridge retained its heat.
i fear we have kitchen gremlins too- every time i go to eat stuff, its already been eaten, or is severely reduced. i opened my yoghurt- one of those big tubs- and its the best yoghurt in the world, which i generally eat every day. however this morning its sooo much less than yesterday- and i mean i have a healthy appetite and all, but this is ridiculous. there is simply no ways it was just me, and yet i though i was the only one who ate the stuff. hmm. problems. what if my food starts disappearing before my very eyes- my god i'd fade away. ha. the other problem i found was that i made the porridge in a clear container- one you cant see in the microwave, so as a consequence, i tend to overboil it. you would think after doing this every day i would have a system, or at least learn from my mistakes and chose a different container hey!? hah at least i proved you wrong. so now i have to dance in front of the microwave to see a slight picture of the container and my precious porridge inside. is it a necessary scientific or design detail to have those tiny little holes in the window of the microwave- why cant they be clear? so at least i wouldnt have to dance in front to see anything thats going on inside. although even if the holes were gone i'd probably dance anyway. just for some fun you know. making breakfast can be tedious sometimes.
my porridge is a melting pot of goodness now- it has evolved over the last week or so, and now contains bran flakes, jam, yoghurt, raisons and a multitude of other goodies. mmm that and a luke warm cup of leftover coffee is the best and only way to start off any day...
although we did get a really nice russel hobbs smooooooothie maker yesterday- so i fear i may have already found a replacement for the burning porridge. ooh went out again last night- so please understand and forgive the stupidness of my activities this morning, im hung. but got to dance my pretty ass off to great tunes thanks to my dj friend. hahah. off to the beach on such a pretty day like this- it seems too much of a waste sitting in front of a computer. im not a geek and refuse to be one!