laziness is...

giving yourself a hair cut and not being arsed about the mess afterwards.
i cut my hair last night; just a trim but due the vast thickness of my hair, the basin was rather full of trimmed hair. im was exhausted yesterday, and so had zero desire to clean up hair late at night, so promptly went to bed instead. today, for some reason, i could barely open my eyes. this morning my eyes were rebelling against being open and having to function, so they insisted on weeping profusely all morning. just thinking about the tiredness is making them cry again; or perhaps its just all the staring at the computer screen ive done today (little else). so due to this profound and disturbing exhaustion, i thought fuck the hair. the amusing thing is that im so lazy about stuff, that i just accommodate to having these inconveniences in my life, rather than clean them up. so today every time i needed to brush my teeth, wash hands/ face etc, i used the shower with no complaints, rather than go to the enormous effort of getting the vacuum cleaner into my flat and sucking up the hair just to gain access to the basin. i know it sounds like im getting gross (im not dirty i promise; hey at least i wash on a very regular basis), but i cant seem to stop the exhaustion; its becoming a serious problem, especially since the report for work is now due in tomorrow and i still haven't finished. shit.

i promise| to clean up|| later (before people think im weird)