hide your bad habits underneath the patio

so i have finally got my flickr account up and active; i created the thing a couple of months ago, and then promptly forgot about it, and moved on to better and greater things apparently, and so it sat, lonely and ashamed of itself without any photos or imaging to show off. ha, all this until yesterday. i love how i operate; whenever im really busy and stressed out about work stuff, instead of creating deadlines for myself, and just sitting down, concentrating for all im worth and getting the stuff done, i sit and play on the internet for hours. right now is a good example; i have a meeting with my boss later where i am supposed to show him what strategies and information i have generated for my project, of which i have very little, but im much happier writing on my blog and playing with pretty websites than focusing on development strategies. i think im in the wrong profession, perhaps i should have gone into something that is more suited to my bad habits, as i may actually get some work done then. so hence my excitement about my flickr, as it means hours can be wasted in great fun of editing and playing with photos and then organizing them into systems and folders. this i did for too long yesterday, and i fear my boss wont appreciate the fun i had, instead he may, perhaps be a little pissed that i haven't finished (in fact barely started) the work due in today. do you think i can fake stomach flu? perhaps i had it over the long weekend, or last week, and its impacted and affected my performance ever since? i know im a good liar, a little too good sometimes, but i somehow don't think i'll get away with it this time. i read somewhere, if you're going to lie, then lie big, as the bigger and grander, the less people will think you've bothered to make up the whole story and concocted the whole steaming mess. hence things like car accidents in a friends car is a good one; a) if they see your car and its gleamingly perfect they'll understand (as someone else's car was the wrecked) and b) you can say you have to go to hospital for said friend who broke arm/ nose/ ribs etc, while you, very luckily only sustained some whiplash and shock, hence you are unharmed looking. also phone from your cellphone, so they think you're out and about sorting this whole mess out. i tell you, its a good one. now how to use it today to get out of 2 meetings, and an embarrassing announcement that no, i haven't finished the work due to hours playing on the internet... hmmm, tricky. (by the way this could only happen if you are lucky and don't work in the office, if you do, its more complicated and you may have to go to greater lengths to explain it all, but perseverance always pays off in the end)
fuckit ive wasted enough time, back to work. to attempt to actually hand some stuff in. side note: its annoying but the "o" key on my computer is failing these days and giving up on me- it makes typing a difficulty, especially when i keep typing 'sme' and 'gsh' etc withut realizing the prblems.