hours of entertainment

super duper funniest story i just got from roses. she was traumatised for the rest of the day.

scariest thing ever, was just sitting today eating a toasted cheese sandwich on the steps outside the library and A HUGE FUCKING BIRD LANDED ON MY HAND AND STOLE MY SANDWICH. it was terrible, all wings battering my face and horrible bird claws on my handed. screamed very very loudly.

so please beware of those crazy sandwich-stealing murderous birds. they're out to get you.