winter can shove it

goddamn, i long for days gone by when i was naturally warm (if not privileged enough to be hot and sweaty), and not covered from head to toe, wrapped up in four layers and still shivering. its the grey and wet that's affecting me lately, never mind returning home after work in the total dark already. one should never be expected to be a functioning, productive and active member of society in such weather. fuck, i should never be expected to leave my fuzzy wuzzy duvet heaven even. ever. and they say the worst is yet to come. oh lord. my extremities may just spontaneously leap off me and run away to Hawaii in revolt. i have no nose, i have no nose. sure it will go down well. my party trick for the next 4 months. oh joy.