snippets

overheard: funny stuffs to read.

girl to friend: [Sighs.] I'm losing faith in humanity, one orgasm at a time.


Goth girl talking loudly to goth friend: It just sucks that everyone is such a toolbag. Like everyone. That guy right there. Toolbag. You. Toolbag. Everyone is just a toolbag. Like seven out of ten people are just tools.

Middle-aged guidette: He's gay, he's gay, he's gay!
Uptight white woman: My husband isn't gay. Loving Jesus doesn't make you gay.