borrie's future imaginary wife.

this arose from a friend noticing a weird name in a forwarded email. too funny. created our own little fantasy land several emails later.

Maybe Chantess Wiggill is Borrie’s ideal match?

26. 01.71. 50kg. Auburn hair. green eyes. Size 7 shoe.

She apparently inherited some “old” money (but details are sketchy as there is no blue blood Wiggills on record) she wears Vivian Westwood, she drives a pristine black 1990 Golf GTI that stinks of cigars...she hates smoking and does yoga six times a week...but drinks gin and champagne daily...although she studied Commerce and have honours in Psychology she works sporadically in the film and TV industry as a style consultant, she is also rumoured to be on a record label retainer as a “supplier”. Favourite food is ‘n boerie roll (not Borrie Roll...that is a very private joke). She can fart and burp at the same time, like a goat. Her favourite colour is turquoise. People in the know will tell you she is connected to a famous Bunny Chow place in Pinetown by birthright. Although she despises her re-born mother and father their money is apparently welcome. Her brother is an demining engineer in Africa. Due to a vaginal “oddity” she will never have children, she spent six months in Ethiopia to process her anger and hurt. She prefers to be on top. Her ex-lovers are fiercely loyal but prefer not to remain friends. She knits. Her parrot is called Sebastian.